niallimlegal:

*white person voice* so like are you…what like… cultur—like…what ethnic—like…what type of like—what are…where are you from?

(via zustin)

qvw:

people that blow their noses in the middle of class are fearless like what does it feel like to not give a fuck that much

(via ownmylove)

  • me to all my friends:YOU CAN DO IT. YOU MAKE YOUR OWN LIFE. LET'S DO THIS TOGETHER. COME ON!!!
  • me to myself:you fucking piece of shit you will amount to nothing nothing is worth it your feelings are irrational go sleep for 22 hours